kirktitude

ST 2009

That's a lot of drinks for one woman
Make that two her shot's on me.
Don't you want to know my name before you reject me?
You are fine without it. It's Jim. Jim Kirk.

If you don't tell me you're name I'm going to have to make one up.
Uhura? No way! That's the name I was going to make up for you!
Uhura what? They don't have last names in your world?
(drunk) Well they don't have... uh... first names in your world?

So you're a cadet, you're stunning, what's your focus.
(U: Xenolinguistics)
Study of alien languages, morphology, phonology, syntax. It means you got a talented tongue.
Well... not only.

You could handle me, that's an invitation.
Oh relax, cupcake, it was a joke.
So get some more guys and then it will be an even fight.
You can whistle really loud, you know that?

Who am I, Captain Pike?
Can I get another one?
Sure learned his lesson.
Why are you talking to me, man?

Enlist? You guys must be way down in your recruiting quota for the month.
Are we done?

. . .

It's yours.
Four years? I'll do it in three.

At ease gentlemen.
I never did get that name.
I think these things are pretty safe.

Well I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.

. . .

I don't know what you're talking about.
...Hello ladies.
I'm taking the test again.
Yeah tomorrow morning and I want you there.
Bones, it doesn't bother you that no one's ever passed the test?
I gotta study.

. . .

That is so weird.
Why not? Wait how many guys have you...?
You can hear me breathing?
Big day tomorrow.
Gala see you around!
If I pass will you tell me your first name?
I think the fact that you picked up a transition is very interesting.

. . .

Starfleet command has ordered us to rescue them... captain.
That's okay. Yeah don't worry about it.
Nah.

Inform Medical Bay to prepare to receive all crew members from the damaged ship.
Alert medical.

I understand. Nah.
Hm. Arm photons, prepare to fire on the Klingon warbirds.
Are they?
Fire on all enemy ships, one photon each should do it let's not waste ammunition.
Begin rescue of the stranded crew.

So! We've managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured, and the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru is underway.

. . .

Yes, I believe I have the right to face my accuser directly.
Your point being?
Let me ask you something, I think we all know the answer to - the test itself is a cheat, isn't it? You programmed it to be unwinable.
I don't believe in no-win scenarios.
Please, enlighten me.
"I of all people..."
I don't think you like the fact that I beat your test.
Enlighten me again.
...Who was that pointy-eared bastard?

. . .

He didn't call my name.
Commander? Sir, you didn't call my name.
Yeah. Yeah you go. Be safe.

What are you doing? What for? What are you talking about?
You call this a favor?

I don't feel right I feel like I'm leaking.